Fucking Becks.
Sorry about yesterday dudes. I had some fucking problem with uploading the fucking pictures. Man that sucks. I had to miss training trying to sort out the problem, so if we lose on Saturday you can blame it on fucking blogspot.com. Fuckers.
Here is yesterday’s picture that I was unable to publish.
Here is yesterday’s picture that I was unable to publish.
And here dudes, was today’s.
Now, I am not about to give you another fucking lecture on the importance of breakfasts (by now you should fucking know) but here is a sweet ass quote by one of my sweetest bitches, Adelle Davis.
‘’Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper’’
Adelle never missed a breakfast, her whole fucking life!
Oh yeah. Totally fucking rad!
Also Becks told me why he was sick in the last game. I also found this link on the CBBC news website.....
What a fucking cum-stain! Don’t worry though dudes, I will totally fucking sort him out with a full round of toast, maybe half a grapefruit, some yoghurt and even some Frosties.
posted by Owen Hargreaves | 12:54 AM
2 Comments:
Hey Owen dude, that Becks needs to up his game at the breakfast table if he's going to be the tournament MVP. I'm having fried eggs on toast today and I suggest that he has the same. They are packed full of fucking protein and taste totally fucking awesome.
Hi Owen
Just to say thanks for all your insights during this World Fucking Cup. You really rocked the games, especially against Sweden and Portugal. You will be my favourite England player for a long time. Hope to see you in the EPL sometime soon.
Andy.
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