Fucking Umpires!
Everyone is fucking talking about it man. The umpire in last night’s totally wicked game between Australia and Croatia had a fucking shitty ass time.
Here is what happened and where it got fucked up.
First of all when Simunic got his firstly yellow card he did not go to the sin-bin. And thus Australia missed out on their power play!
Second Simunic did not leave the field when getting his second yellow that should have resulted in a red. Again Australia missed out on their power play.
Thirdly, and eventually, Simunic leaves the field after picking up his third yellow card and thus a fucking red.
Fucking crazy man! And do you know what else is fucking crazy. The fact that the umpire dude was Ingerlish! What the fuck, you guys…..I mean, we fucking invented the game for fucks sake.
I met up with Mark Viduka after the game for this exclusive interview:
Mark making a sweet head-pass during the interview.
Me: What the fuck?
Mark: Bonza, what the fuck man, I mean that was some crazy shit.
Me: I know, what the fuck.
Mark: Fucking crazy Owen, fucking crazy.
For my breakfast today I had toast. I have not had toast for fucking ages, so all this week I will be having toast. Therefore I declare this week toast week.
I had butter French fucking toast. It was fucking tasty as fuck.
posted by Owen Hargreaves | 2:36 AM
4 Comments:
Fucking sweet blog Owen, got a question for you.
In your role as Ing-er-lund translator you must have to speak to a lot of fucking umpires. Do they ever tell you to mind your fucking language or is it usually fucking sweet?
You should hear the mouths on some of those fuckers. I would not dream of saying half the fucking things that come out of thier mouths. Sometimes I say to them, 'Hey Cunt, use language like that again you fuck and I m going to have to kick your fucking skinny white ass. Nob-sack!'
Also sometimes to confuse them I use words they dont understand, for example to the English Umpires I can use words like, jerk-off, douche-bag and they dont have a fucking clue what Im saying as its a different language. Fuckers. Hee-Fucking-Hee.
That Graham Fucking Poll scene was fucked up, man! He shoulda consulted the fourth umpire sitting in the dug-out if he didn't know whether to apply the power-play or not! Croatia coulda scored in the ninth fucking innings!
Owen, dude, what's happened to your fucking blog man?
Don't tell me that Cock-Shandy umpire from the Portugal game gave you a fucking red card card as well, sending you home from the Soccer World Fucking Cup? Fucking umpires....
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