Saving Fucking Money.

We all need to save for the fucking future. Especially me. Yeah I earn fuck loads as Ingerlands official team translator, and pocket a bit more playing soccer, but I still have to plan for retirement.

Im now going to share with you my Number 1 tip on saving money.

Mix cereals.

Yes, it really is as fucking easy as that. I know what your thinking, you are thinking that ‘this guy is a fucking cock-shandy’, but wait and listen.

Pick your favourite cereal. Coco-pops, Frosties, Golden Grahams etc. Then mix then with a cheap ass cereal, such as rice-krispies (supermarket own), weetabix (supermarket own) or cornflakes (supermarket own).

By mixing a cheap ass cereal with an expensive one you get the taste of the good shit while saving fuck loads of pennies.

Oh yeah!

Fucking happy as fuck.

And kids. Look what you can achieve just by eating regularly every morning. Look how fucking happy I am. And do you see who that is in the background. That’s right! Fucking Phil Fucking Nevillie. We often mix cereals together, and look where we both are, Ingerland regulars.

Oh yeah, and the World Cup starts today.