Sweet FA!
Sweet FA, and this time it does not stand for Football Association but Fuck All.
Playing in the Soccer World Fucking Cup (the S.W.F.C) is a fucking honour. It is a fucking privilege. Not a fucking right. Players should not receive one fucking dime for playing.
Last week the Togo players settled for a deal with FIFA (Fédération Internationale de Soccer Association) that the money they receive will go straight to them rather than to their governing body to share out as they were shitting themselves that they would not see one dime. They threatened to not play in the last fucking game against France.
Now I do think that the T.S.A. (Togo Soccer Association) should be trusted to pay their roster but I don’t think that the Togo players should fucking demand the money.
They are going to get $187,000 for playing three games in the Soccer World Fucking Cup. $187,000 FOR THREE FUCKING GAMES! Totally fucking crazy man! $62,000 per game, that’s seven-hundred-fucking-dollars a minute. That is some crazy shit. All the Togo players think about is the money.
I am happy to play for free. Unfortunately I am not allowed to and have to pocket up to $500,000 if I will the Soccer World Fucking Cup. That fucking sucks.
Playing in the Soccer World Fucking Cup (the S.W.F.C) is a fucking honour. It is a fucking privilege. Not a fucking right. Players should not receive one fucking dime for playing.
Last week the Togo players settled for a deal with FIFA (Fédération Internationale de Soccer Association) that the money they receive will go straight to them rather than to their governing body to share out as they were shitting themselves that they would not see one dime. They threatened to not play in the last fucking game against France.
Now I do think that the T.S.A. (Togo Soccer Association) should be trusted to pay their roster but I don’t think that the Togo players should fucking demand the money.
They are going to get $187,000 for playing three games in the Soccer World Fucking Cup. $187,000 FOR THREE FUCKING GAMES! Totally fucking crazy man! $62,000 per game, that’s seven-hundred-fucking-dollars a minute. That is some crazy shit. All the Togo players think about is the money.
Look at the fucking evidence.
Fucking Sponsership
Look at the money bags. Greedy Fuckers.
This is a picture that my beautiful girlfriend took of me. It shows how fucking pissed I am with the whole situation. It also shows how fucking hot I am!
I am happy to play for free. Unfortunately I am not allowed to and have to pocket up to $500,000 if I will the Soccer World Fucking Cup. That fucking sucks.
posted by Owen Hargreaves | 5:02 AM
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